Why did the playbook feel wise?
— It was full of good calls.
Sports
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Why did the team bus tell stories?
— It had a lot of runs.
Why did the sprained ankle study maps?
— To find the best route to heal.
Why did the medal blush?
— It was a first-class finish.
Why did the practice cone smile?
— It was part of the goal.
Why did the commentator carry a pencil?
— To make point-ed remarks.
Why did the stadium love music?
— Because of all the fanfare.
Why did the sneakers tell jokes?
— They loved to run with it.
Why did the jersey make friends?
— It had great numbers.
Why did the bench feel proud?
— It always had the team’s back.
Why did the water bottle get an award?
— Most supportive.
Why did the captain carry a compass?
— To lead the team in the right direction.
Why did the practice go so well?
— They nailed the drill.
Why did the trophy look shiny?
— It had a bright future.
Why did the team bring a calendar?
— To check their dates for the finals.
Why did the coach carry a ladder?
— To reach new heights.
Why did the marathoner bring a joke book?
— For the long run.
Why did the scoreboard feel important?
— It kept count on everything.
Why did the whistle get good grades?
— It had sound judgment.
Why was the referee always calm?
— He knew how to keep his cool.
Why did the fencer love puns?
— They were on point.
Why did the fencer carry a notebook?
— To keep sharp points.
Why did the doubles team high-five?
— Perfect match.
Why was the shuttlecock polite?
— It always said 'after you.'
Why did the court blush?
— It saw a drop shot.
Why did the racket get promoted?
— Outstanding support.
Why did the badminton birdie feel fancy?
— It was well-shuttled.
Why did the server smile?
— Another ace!
Why was the net always busy?
— It was working all the angles.
Why did the paddle write a book?
— It had lots of points.
Why did the ping-pong ball study?
— To improve its bounce rate.
Why did the table tennis player whisper?
— To keep it low-key.
Why was the mountain a good coach?
— It raised the bar.
Why did the ski lift tell stories?
— It had ups and downs.
Why did the snowboarder study art?
— To nail the boards.
Why did the snow make a great teammate?
— It knew how to chill.
Why did the skier bring a map?
— To find the right slope.
Why did the lifeguard like jokes?
— They kept things buoyant.
Why was the surfer great at school?
— He knew how to ride out tests.
Why did the ocean join the team?
— It had great current.
Why did the surfboard blush?
— It saw the beach wave.
Why did the surfer always smile?
— He was having swell times.
Why did the ramp get an award?
— Outstanding support.
Why did the board go to school?
— To get a little board-er education.
Why did the skater bring a pencil?
— To draw a kickflip.
Why was the skateboard so smart?
— It knew all the tricks.
Why did the skateboarder bring a broom?
— To sweep the half-pipe.
Why do cyclists make good friends?
— They never tire of you.
Why did the bike go to therapy?
— It was two-tired.
Why did the cyclist take a ladder?
— To reach top gear.
Why was the bicycle always calm in races?
— It knew how to handle the pressure.
Why did the cyclist bring a notebook?
— To keep track of cycles.
Why did the pins start a band?
— They loved to roll with it.
Why did the bowler cross the lane?
— To get to the other split.
Why did the bowling ball get promoted?
— It had a lot of drive.
Why was the bowling alley noisy?
— All the pins were crashing the party.
Why did the bowler bring an umbrella?
— He thought there would be a strike.
Why was the floor exercise proud?
— It nailed it.
Why did the balance beam tell jokes?
— To lighten the routine.
Why did the gymnast bring a pen?
— To write a perfect routine.
Why was the gymnast always calm?
— She stuck the landing.
Why did the gymnast carry a map?
— To find her balance beam.
Why was the lifeguard a good musician?
— Great at keeping tempo.
Why did the swimmer study math?
— To work on strokes per minute.
Why was the pool always crowded?
— It had lots of current events.
Why do swimmers love computers?
— They like to surf the web.
Why did the swimmer bring soap?
— To make a clean sweep.
Why did the long jumper bring a broom?
— To sweep past the mark.
Why did the relay team carry pencils?
— To pass the point.
Why did the sprinter bring string?
— To tie a personal best.
Why did the runner wear a watch?
— To keep up with the times.
Why was the track team always neat?
— They kept everything in lanes.
Why did the coach love beach trips?
— Sand-tastic serves.
Why did the ball fear the net?
— It always got caught.
Why did the volleyball become a musician?
— Perfect pitch.
Why was the volleyball player a good waiter?
— Great at serving.
Why did the volleyball team bring bread?
— They were ready to serve.
Why did the hockey team visit the bakery?
— They needed icing.
Why did the goalie sit on the clock?
— He wanted to kill time.
Why was the ice rink so friendly?
— Everyone broke the ice.
Why did the hockey puck complain?
— It kept getting slapped.
Why did the hockey player bring string?
— To tie the game.
Why did the golf club apply for a job?
— It had great drive.
Why don’t golfers ever get lost?
— They always follow the course.
Why did the golfer bring a notebook?
— To keep score in writing.
Why was the golfer always calm?
— He took things one stroke at a time.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
— In case of a hole in one.
Why did the tennis player stay cool?
— Because of all the fans.
Why did the tennis ball go to school?
— To get a little bounce in class.
Why was the tennis court loud?
— It made a racket.
Why do tennis players never marry?
— Love means nothing.
Why did the tennis player bring an extra pair of socks?
— In case they got a hole in one—wrong sport!
Why was the football computer good?
— It made great passes.
Why did the running back study music?
— He wanted better scores.
Why was the football field so hot?
— All the fans left.
Why did the football team bring string?
— To tie up the loose ends.
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
— To get his quarterback.
What do you call a ghost baseball player?
— A bat-ting spirit.
Why was the baseball book sad?
— It had too many strikeouts.
Why did the baseball player bring a ladder?
— To reach the high pitches.
Why was the baseball stadium so cool?
— It was full of fans.
Why did the baseball team hire a baker?
— They needed a good batter.
Why do basketball players love cookies?
— Because they can dunk them.
Why was the hoop always calm?
— Nothing but net.
Why did the basketball team go to the bakery?
— They needed more turnovers.
Why can’t basketball players go on vacation?
— They’d get called for traveling.
Why did the basketball take a nap?
— It was tired of being bounced around.
Why are soccer players great at math?
— They know how to use their heads.
Why did the goalie bring a pencil?
— To draw the line.
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
— It was tired of being kicked around.
Why was the soccer field wet?
— All the players were dribbling.
Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
— To tie the score.